SCP Foundation salaries

Pretty rocks. Lots of rocks. Weird rocks.

It's annoying when Clef walks around playing an unturned ukulele at lunch. And I'm banned from being around SCP-059.

Hanging out with SCP-999. And seeing cool rocks.

I don't even know who they are. I think I heard someone talking about there being an

Tie Bright to a chair so he cannot cause any more containment breaches.

You can't really prepare, they just kind of yoink you and if you reject their offer, they

Very good pay to near-death experience ratio. I might be paid a bit less than my colleagues since I can't die, though.

Very diverse. I work amongst men, women, humans, dogs, mortals, immortals.

SCP-999.

I get to hang out with SCP-999, and SCP-059 is very pretty.

It's a bit annoying when I'm trying to work and Bright runs down the hallway with chainsaws.

I have free therapy through 999 and I get to hang out with God sometimes

They try to make sure researchers don't die. Usually.

Tying Bright to a chair so he can't ride 682, causing multiple containment breaches.

You can't really prepare. They find you and if you reject their offer they'll [REDACTED]

I think I get pretty good compensation. They gave up on trying to figure out how I survived eating SCP-[REDACTED], so that's nice.

It's pretty good. Men, women, humans, dogs, mortals, immortals. All sorts of employees.

Definitely SCP-999.

It's fun to play with all of the anomalies, especially a staring contest with SCP-173

You have a rather high chance of death, you work a dangerous job around all of the unexplainable anomalies that defy the laws of nature.

Of course, having received Level-2 Security Clearance allowed me to accomplish more things in my Career and test more SCPs

Well I never had contact with "The Administrator" or any O5 Council, but I'm aware of their existence which could unfortunately cause me to have my memory wiped.

I would improve the company culture within the SCP Foundation by locating more SCP subjects, defining them.

You don't choose to apply for the SCP Foundation, if they identify you as a highly intelligent Scientist with a good Harvard or MIT degree, you are invited, and upon declining have your memory wiped by memetic kill agents.

I would say I have a similar income to those working a default job in an Industrial/Factorial setting.

Specifically in the Defensive/Internal security teams, woman are highly rare to encounter as I've only encountered 1 female facility guard out of the over 2,000 I've met in the duration of my Career.

There is this one SCP, 999, which I shouldn't be using for this but do, and have a lot of fun fiddling with it.

Great work and I get my own house also free therapy dental and medical checkups I also get to work with scp 999 and Josie the half cat

Jesus Lord the thing I see in here luckily I get free therapy one of the cons is working with scp 096 173 and 682 but don't feed Josie cheese she loves it and will go crazy for it also high chance of death

Free housing and you get to see crazy things

Everything they are just great site 17 is honestly the best out of them all

Getting more snacks on break

Answer all questions truthfully as they know when your lying

Honestly great one of if not the best

Great

Break studying scps and playing with scp 999

Could be killed any moment.

Great pay and benefits.

The hourly pay and being a Lieutenant of the Guard with a Lv.4 security clearance.

They are a Excellent Leader.

Add more snacks and coffee in the break room.

I didn't,they contacted me.

Much better.

Positive.

Being apart of something that's important and Break Time in the break room.

Good pay, unlimited coffee, friendly colleagues.

Very dangerous profession, research department isn't too bad.

Made some good friends

unlimited coffee

The less you know about the Anomalies the better and you basically live in you office

Free healthcare and dental

Most of the time they are very straightforward and when they aren't it's usually for the best

Dont really have any suggetions

be straight with them and answer all their questions truthfully because they already know

Some of them are pretty nice but whenever I try to leave my house they keep yelling about a "containment breach". Also whenever I get near one of them they fall over and red stuff goes everywhere, very weird!

I get free housing, it is a pretty nice place, they do a lot of tests, I wonder when my internship will end?

The house I get is really nice, it is made of metal and concrete, probably in case of a storm.

Uh, the coworkers I guess. I enjoy knowing that I´m saving the world or whatever.

Even though it´s nice to know that I´m helping people, this job kinda sucks.

Hm. The pay´s adequate, but I can´t really use the money because I practically live at the office. Free healthcare and dental are nice. We get therapy sessions.

We actually know whats happening!!! We control the goverment, and if were lucky sometimes we get actual poowers like telekenisis or telepathy

Very high chance of dying

Very high pay

Ever since I got hired here I have witnessed the terrors of this world to the fullest extent. I was one of the many victims of SCP-666-½-j. Best of luck to any new personnel. Although I will be required to report this to the site director.

Extreme danger lurks around every corner. If you are employed here you will never be safe. Beware.

I don't know if this would be a benefit, but I basically live in my office. Coffee is really good too now that I think about it.

Great pay

Dangerous, multiple hostile paranormals, secretive to all including loved ones

Pay

Great pay

Dangerous, multiple hostile paranormals, secretive to all including loved ones

Pay