How Much Would 25 Of The Most Popular X-Men Earn In Real Jobs?

It’s finally here: The Apocalypse.

No, not that one that your weird nephew keeps handing you pamphlets about; I’m talking about X-Men Apocalypse. It’s a movie that, for nerds like us at Zippia, has been anticipated almost as much as the latest Captain America. It’s a movie that makes us want to don our finest Marvel attire and head to the theaters. We want to shout from the rooftops (after having levitated to get there) just how much we love this X-World. In short, it makes us want to quit our day jobs and head off to X-Mansion to hone our mutant powers.

Which got us thinking—what exactly would be the day jobs for the X-Men, and how much would they pay?

Sure, there are a handful of professors at the Xavier Institute (Professor Xavier himself, of course; Cyclops, Colussus, Magma…) but we also wanted to take a look at those X-Men who don’t have jobs, or their jobs aren’t clear. You know, because we mostly just see them out saving the world from Evil, or because they’re like 17.

So without further ado, here are the day jobs* and salaries of 25 of our favorite X-Men.

*The teacher/professor jobs are true to the world; the rest, we filled in based on abilities!