Find a Job You Really Want In
As fans of the Harry Potter series, we at Zippia have often pondered the career paths of Hogwarts professors. In today’s evolving job market, how do wizards and witches secure their positions in the enchanting world created by J.K. Rowling? While traditional subjects like Math and World History may not be emphasized, the magical arts provide a unique set of skills that leads to diverse career opportunities.
It appears that nearly every adult wizard encountered by Harry and his friends holds a job, suggesting a rigorous application process must be involved. But what would a wizard’s resume look like in the modern era?
We delved into our extensive database of over 7 million resumes and stumbled upon a fascinating example.
Below is a 100% authentic CV for an accomplished young wizard applying for a position in the Potions department at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Dolphilius Stephen Lundgren
lundgrends@durmstrang.edu
345 Hidden Creek Road, Huldufólk, Iceland, IS-1234
PERSONAL STATEMENT
As a dedicated and innovative wizarding instructor, I possess a strong background in teaching and curriculum development within Potions. Currently serving as a Potions Master at Durmstrang Institute, my teaching philosophy emphasizes collaborative learning and student engagement, focusing on feminist pedagogy. I maintain a strong ethical stance against dark magic, minimizing risks of possession by ancient artifacts or allegiance to dark forces.
I have developed multiple course syllabi, including a foundational course in Potions, along with intermediate and advanced classes, and a specialized course examining the twelve uses of dragon’s blood, heavily referencing Dumbledore’s seminal text.
WORK EXPERIENCE
Potions Master – August 2014 – Present
Durmstrang Institute
Norway (Location Unplottable)
Responsibilities:
- Designed and implemented syllabi for various Potions courses
- Provided constructive feedback through regular student meetings
- Facilitated lab hours and conducted practical assessments on potion brewing and ingredient identification
- Participated in several faculty committees, including the Durmstrang Student Housing Oversight Committee and the Campus Gardening Committee
Healer – June 2012 – July 2014
St. Mungo’s Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries
London, England
Responsibilities:
- Collaborated with Healer-in-Charge Smethwyck in a hands-on capacity
- Applied advanced potions knowledge to devise innovative treatments for patients
- Maintained office hours, including weekends and holidays
Intern – April 2012 – June 2012
St. Mungo’s Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries
London, England
Responsibilities:
- Assisted Healer-in-Charge Smethwyck while completing seventh-year studies at Hogwarts
- Engaged with patients, administered potions (including Skele-Gro and Blood-Replenishing Potions), and performed healing magic under the guidance of senior healers
EDUCATION
Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry – August 2005 – May 2012
Hogsmeade, Scotland (Council Area Unplottable)
One of the world’s most prestigious institutions for magic, closely following Beauxbatons in job placement success.
Co-founder and acting Editor-in-Chief of the school newspaper, The Seeker, from 2010-2012
Served as Prefect of Hufflepuff House (2009-2011)
Held the position of Head Boy of Hufflepuff House (2011-2012)
Worked as a Teaching Assistant for former Potions Master Isla Bones
Nastily Exhausting Wizarding Tests (N.E.W.T.s), May 2012
Subject Scores:
Potions: O
Herbology: O
Care for Magical Creatures: E
Transfiguration: E
Ordinary Wizarding Levels (O.W.L.s), May 2010
Subject Scores:
Potions: O
Herbology: O
Care for Magical Creatures: O
Arithmancy: A
Transfiguration: E
Muggle Studies: E
SKILLS
- Exceptional organizational skills in classroom settings
- Adaptable and flexible in teaching methods
- Strong critical thinking abilities
- Proficient in providing student support services
- Enthusiastic grader, known for timely and insightful feedback on assignments
INTERESTS
Collaborating with Durmstrang’s Head of Potions, Craig Short, on a book exploring the unexpected effects of Wi-Fi exposure on Polyjuice Potion efficacy.
A passionate supporter of Quidditch, particularly the Bulgarian National team!
REFERENCES
Craigory Barnold Short
Head of Potions Department, Durmstrang Institute
shortcb@durmstrang.edu
Björk Andersdottir
Headmistress, Durmstrang Institute
andersdottb@durmstrang.edu
Hippocrates Smethwyck
Healer-in-Charge, St. Mungo’s Hospital
hcrates.smethwyck1209@yahoo.com
Isla Bones
Potions Master (Former), Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry
ibones@email.hogwarts.edu
In conclusion, whether you aspire to teach at Hogwarts or pursue a career in the magical realm, having a well-structured resume is essential. Tailor your resume to highlight your unique skills and experiences, ensuring you stand out in the competitive landscape of wizarding careers. Remember, magical or not, a strong application can open doors to your dream job.
Author
Ryan Morris was a writer for the Zippia Advice blog who tried to make the job process a little more entertaining for all those involved. He obtained his BA and Masters from Appalachian State University.
