There’s very little that’s more depressing in life than having to work during the holidays.
Even if you don’t happen to celebrate the particular holidays that are occurring, your coworkers probably do. And they’ve probably taken off work for them, leaving you all alone.
This can be a debilitating experience, since having to work when no one else is around can be stressful and frustrating, to say the least.
Pictured: All my friends and coworkers, who absolutely did not leave me all alone to spend time with their families and loved ones.
It can feel like you’re being singled out or treated unfairly.
And what’s more, the lack of oversight and overall inaccessibility during this time of your coworkers can make it tough to get your work done during these times at all.
But hey, don’t stress! We’ve got some tips to help you put a little spring in your step while you wander the empty halls of your place of work, desperately looking for a printer or any sign of civilization.
One thing that’s easy to forget is just how predictable empty office times typically are.
You and your coworkers are likely not allowed to take off work without at least a few weeks of notice, and most people plan out their vacations several weeks or even months in advance.
These vacations tend to be around major US holidays, so even if for some reason you aren’t privy to the exact dates that your coworkers will be out, you can get a pretty good idea by just looking at a calendar.
This is a useful way to prevent yourself from ordering magicians for impromptu office “magic days” that only you end up attending.
“Although if they’re disappointed about the magician, wait til they see what day I accidentally put the office down to get fumigated.”
If you know you’re going to be one of the few employees in an office for a specific period of time, there are a few other things you should take care of before everyone takes off:
So once you’ve done the prep work and have the office to yourself, what do you do then?
A lot of the time that you usually waste on meetings or interacting with coworkers is going to be cut pretty short unless you plan on holding the meetings with just yourself playing the role of all of your coworkers.
“Good contribution, Moira. Thanks, Moira. You’re welcome, Moira. We appreciate you, and plan to fairly compensate you for being left to do everything alone while everyone else is off in Cancun or where-the-hell-ever.”
What should you do with your extra time kicking around in your big empty office? If you’d like to get a little bit ahead of yourself, we’ve got a few ideas for you:
Of course, the above ideas are for when you actually care about being efficient or productive while you’re at work during the holidays.
But say you’ve already finished your work? Or perhaps you haven’t yet finished your work, but you don’t really care to do so?
Maybe you’re a little resentful of the fact that you’re at work during the holidays?
Maybe it’s even your explicit intention to get as little work done during this wretched holiday season as you can possibly get away with?
“I could do enough work to get caught up, and even get a little ahead on next week. Or I could watch 9 hours of anime while blasting mid-2000s-era pop punk throughout the office with my shoes off and my feet up. Hmm. Decisions.”
We’re not here to judge! Merely to assist.
To that end, here are a few suggestions for killing time in as radical a way possible while your empty office burns to the ground around you:
We should specify at this point that if you find that you have a few days to yourself in the office, whether it be with just a handful of your usual coworkers or even if the whole office is yours, it’s always a good idea to take advantage of the space and time in order to get as far ahead on work as you can manage.
This is one of the few slow times you probably have at work, after all. It’s a good idea to catch up during these sorts of less stressful times in order to avoid times of high stress as much as possible.
That being said, we don’t know your life. Maybe you really could use the break, in which case, take all the lazy time at work during these days as you feel entitled to.
Just bear in mind that there might be consequences to getting behind on work during the holidays.
*Freeze frame, record scratch* “You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation. Well, I was streaming Cowboy Bebop and listening to Fall Out Boy with my shoes off when my boss walked in, and she fired me on the spot. I fell backward out of my chair, hit my head on a desk, somehow got my hand stuck in a jar of pickles, then tripped through a second story window onto a big pile of whoopee cushions below. And that’s how I got where I am now, in the E.R. wing of this hospital, with several life-threatening injuries and no health insurance.”
We’re sure you’ll make whatever decision is right for you.
Best of luck! Here are some other links to help you on your way: